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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

6.3

1h 40m

2008

“The Army Will Never Be The Same”

Synopsis

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Director

Steve Miner

Comedy

armyus armydumb blonde

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Cast & Crew

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

as Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox

as Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

as Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Aimee Garcia

as Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Olesya Rulin

as Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Keiko Agena

as Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Jill Marie Jones

as Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Ryan Sypek

as Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Cheri Oteri

as Private Jeter

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