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The Civil War on Drugs

We are too high to help you.

6.9

1h 18m

2011

“We are too high to help you.”

Synopsis

Two young stoners mistakenly believe the American Civil War is being waged over the legalization of marijuana. They join the cause and embark on an epic journey that brings them face to face with the Union, the Confederacy, the Pony Express, and eventually Abraham Lincoln himself.

Director

Zach Cregger

Trevor Moore

ComedyWar

marijuanasketch comedyamerican civil warhistorical comedy

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Cast & Crew

Trevor Moore

Trevor Moore

as Trevor Moore / Various

Zach Cregger

Zach Cregger

as Abraham Lincoln / Ulysses Grant / Various

Sam Brown

Sam Brown

as Sam Brown / Various

Timmy Williams

Timmy Williams

as Trevor's Dad / Various

Darren Trumeter

Darren Trumeter

as Doug / Robert E. Lee / Various

Jermaine McClure

as Bob

Bobby Abido

Nicholas Cabello

Chance Ethan Cain

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