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Brain Smasher... A Love Story

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Brain Smasher... A Love Story

5.1

1h 28m

1993

Synopsis

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

Director

Albert Pyun

Trailer

ActionComedyRomance

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Cast & Crew

Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay

as Ed Molloy

Teri Hatcher

Teri Hatcher

as Samantha Crain

Yuji Okumoto

Yuji Okumoto

as Wu

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

Deborah Van Valkenburgh

as Cammy Crain

Brion James

Brion James

as Brown

Tim Thomerson

Tim Thomerson

as Black

Charles Rocket

Charles Rocket

as Jones

Nicholas Guest

Nicholas Guest

as Smith

Dorothy Dells

as Miss Bellows

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