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Happy Birthday Harris Malden

Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair.

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1h 20m

2008

“Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair.”

Synopsis

Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see. No one in the neighborhood, not even his best friend Paul or his brother Melvin, has the heart to tell him how ridiculous he looks with the thick black line above his lip. Harris Malden fakes his facial hair, and as far as he's concerned, nobody can tell.

Director

Juan Cardarelli

Benjamin Davidow

Nick Gregorio

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Comedy

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Cast & Crew

Nick Gregorio

as Harris Malden

Eric M. Levy

as Paul Levine

Juan Cardarelli

as Melvin Malden

Brigitte Hagerman

Brigitte Hagerman

as Susan

Susan Slatin

Susan Slatin

as Grams Levine

Benjamin Davidow

as Dusty the PA

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