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Celestino y el Vampiro

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Celestino y el Vampiro

A bloodfat comedy

8.0

1h 30m

2003

“A bloodfat comedy”

Synopsis

In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.

Director

Radamés Sánchez

ComedyHorror

Cast & Crew

Axel Anderson

Axel Anderson

as Siegfried Von Krank

Jaime Hamilton

as Celestino

René Monclova

René Monclova

as Best friend

Eugenio Monclova

Eugenio Monclova

as El Vampiro

Amneris Morales

Yvonne Caro Caro

Yvonne Caro Caro

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