
Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.
17
Films
27
TV Shows
4
Crew Credits
Known For
44 Credits
Raw
1993

Late Night with Seth Meyers
as Self - Guest
2014

Conan
as Self
2010

Good Mythical Morning
as Self
2012

Jimmy Kimmel Live!
as Self
2003

The Jennifer Hudson Show
as Self
2022

The Shield
as Alfred
2002

The Loud House
as Rip Hardcore (voice)
2016

Hot Ones
as Self
2015

After Midnight
as Self
2024

Lights Out with David Spade
as Self - Panelist
2019

Free Bert
as Bert Kreischer
2026



